Who will be the next Mr. Panther?

Come to the pageant to find out on May 15 at 7 p.m. in the Wenatchee High School auditorium.

Gabe Mercer and Kiana Wilson

The 2014 Mr. Panther candidates will take the Wenatchee High School stage on May 15 to compete for the title of Mr. Panther.

Izzy Garcia, 11

1. Why should you be the next Mr. Panther?

“I should be the next Mr. Panther because Lil B follows me on Twitter.”

2. If you could be any celebrity who would you be and why?

“John Stamos because he’s a god.”

3. If you could be a Disney princess who would you be and why?

“Ariel because she is a mermaid and we are all aspiring to be mermaids in life.”

4. If you were to die today, what would be your final words?

“Marvin’s room.”

5. If you had a superhero name, what would it be?

“Jo Mama.”

6. If you were trapped on a deserted island, what three things or people would you take with you?

“I would take a hard copy of Luke Hakenson’s July 57th mixtape. A CD player to play it on. And a Rubik’s Cube.”

7. What’s your theme song and why?

“‘Bump and Grind’ by R. Kelly because I don’t see nothing wrong with a little bump and grind.”

8. If you could take Mrs. Donna Moser on a date, where would you take her and why?

“Donna and I would go on a date to Gold’s Gym. I see her working out there and nothing seems more romantic than sharing a protein shake.”


 

Britt Parkhill, 11

1. Why should you be the next Mr. Panther?

“Well I feel like I’m a lot better at life than Dillon Sugg. I feel like he’s the main competitor for Mr. Panther, and I’m just better than him.”

2. If you could be any celebrity who would you be and why?

“I would be Barney Stinson because he just lives the life that he wants to live, and he’s legendary.”

3. If you could be a Disney princess who would you be and why?

“Princess Caroline Dahl. Who wouldn’t want to be princess Caroline Dahl?”

4. If you were to die today, what would be your final words?

“My life was legend, wait for it…”

5. If you had a superhero name, what would it be?

“The Flow.”

6. If you were trapped on a deserted island, what three things or people would you take with you?

“First, I would take Emma Watson, to keep me company. Then a magic genie that would grant all of my wishes, and Netflix.”

7. What’s your theme song and why?

“‘Ms. Jackson,’ cause I have a whole bunch of baby mama drama that I need to worry about.”

8. If you could take Mrs. Donna Moser on a date, where would you take her and why?

“I would take her somewhere nice; she deserves it. Maybe like McDonald’s or something. We could go play on the toys.”


Max Schneider, 12

1. Why should you be the next Mr. Panther?

“Because I’m professional DECA business, because I am daywalker, and because the students have spoken.”

2. If you could be any celebrity who would you be and why?

“Arnold Schwarzenegger, because of my muscles.. argggggg.”

3. If you could be a Disney princess who would you be and why?

“Probably Ariel because of the redness of my body hair.”

4. If you were to die today, what would be your final words?

“Gingers have souls!”

5. If you had a superhero name, what would it be?

“Definitely the super-frexter, or just frexter, or Mc Frext.”

6. If you were trapped on a deserted island, what three things or people would you take with you?

“I’d definitely take a shovel, I’d take Gabe Mercer to do the shoveling for me, and I’d take the Tonj to sing to me while Gabe did all of the shoveling to get us out.”

7. What’s your theme song and why?

“‘Das Beer Boot’ music video song.”

8. If you could take Mrs. Donna Moser on a date, where would you take her and why?

“I would take her to Oktoberfest in Germany so we could pound a few Natties.”


Izzy Garcia, 11

1. Why should you be the next Mr. Panther?

“I should be the next Mr. Panther because Lil B follows me on Twitter.”

2. If you could be any celebrity who would you be and why?

“John Stamos because he’s a god.”

3. If you could be a Disney princess who would you be and why?

“Ariel because she is a mermaid and we are all aspiring to be mermaids in life.”

4. If you were to die today, what would be your final words?

“Marvin’s room.”

5. If you had a superhero name, what would it be?

“Jo Mama.”

6. If you were trapped on a deserted island, what three things or people would you take with you?

“I would take a hard copy of Luke Hakensen’s July 57th mixtape. A CD player to play it on. And a Rubik’s Cube.”

7. What’s your theme song and why?

“‘Bump and Grind’ by R. Kelly because I don’t see nothing wrong with a little bump and grind.”

8. If you could take Mrs. Donna Moser on a date, where would you take her and why?

“Donna and I would go on a date to Gold’s Gym. I see her working out there and nothing seems more romantic than sharing a protein shake.”


Luke Carlson, 11

1. Why should you be the next Mr. Panther?

“Because I’m the one with the most Panther spirit. I’ve been here forever, I know everyone. I know all the teachers. I mean I am basically the perfect example of Panther Pride.”

2. If you could be any celebrity who would you be and why?

“I would definitely be Kanye West, because then I could revolutionize the rap game, and change music forever — also I’d be with Kim Kardashian.”

3. If you could be a Disney princess who would you be and why?

“I’d be Jasmine from Aladdin, cause she gets to fly around on a flying carpet, you know?”

4. If you were to die today, what would be your final words?

“Go Seahawks.”

5. If you had a superhero name, what would it be?

“Bieberhole69.”

6. If you were trapped on a deserted island, what three things or people would you take with you?

“I would take Garrett Christensen. Because he is the funniest human I have ever talked to in my whole entire life. And I would take Adam Chvilicek cause I love him, and everyone does. And I would also take my friend Josiah Anderson, cause he’s like hunter-extraordinaire. So we would survive, and I would laugh, because of Garrett, and then I would love Adam.”

7. What’s your theme song and why?

“‘I’m a Beast’ by Tech N9ne because if you know me, it’s kind of obvious. I’m really tall, and really muscular, and really athletic, so I’m just kind of a beast.”

8. If you could take Mrs. Donna Moser on a date, where would you take her and why?

“I’d take her to church, ‘cause she needs to be schooled.”


Spencer Smith, 12

1. Why should you be the next Mr. Panther?

“Because I’m not Dillon Sugg.”

2. If you could be any celebrity who would you be and why?

“I would be Brad Pitt because all of the ladies want him.”

3. If you could be a Disney princess who would you be and why?

“I would be Jasmine because she gets Aladdin.”

4. If you were to die today, what would be your final words?

“I love you, Mom.”

5. If you had a superhero name, what would it be?

“Super-zues-flash.”

6. If you were trapped on a deserted island, what three things or people would you take with you?

“I would take Nick Mayo and Matt Penny and a boat.”

7. What’s your theme song and why?

“‘Can’t Get Enough’ by J. Cole because the ladies can’t get enough.”

8. If you could take Mrs. Donna Moser on a date, where would you take her and why?

“To Sumo because I’ve seen her there before.”


Markus Stoll, 11

1. Why should you be the next Mr. Panther?

“It’s been a childhood dream of mine.”

2. If you could be any celebrity who would you be and why?

“I would be Owen Wilson because he’s a man dime, and because he’s in Marley and Me.”

3. If you could be a Disney princess who would you be and why?

“I would be the one from Tangled cause she’s rebellious and frisky like me.”

4. If you were to die today, what would be your final words?

“I just farted.”

5. If you had a superhero name, what would it be?

“Swagmaster Flexnut.”

6. If you were trapped on a deserted island, what three things or people would you take with you?

“I would bring Jennifer Aniston, cause she’s hot. I would also bring an airplane, so I could leave the island whenever I wanted to, and a slip n slide for fun.”

7. What’s your theme song and why?

“‘Believe’ by Cher, because I believe in life after love.”

8. If you could take Mrs. Donna Moser on a date, where would you take her and why?

“I would take her on a nice romantic walk on the beach. Bimbo Beach, ‘cause it’s romantic and we can feel the spray of the Columbia River through our hair, and the sand through our toes.”


Dillon Sugg, 12

1. Why should you be the next Mr. Panther?

“I should be Mr. Panther because I believe in myself and I believe that I can achieve these goals with the help of WHS.”

2. If you could be any celebrity who would you be and why?

“Justin Bieber because he also has a tattoo of the word ‘believe.’ ”

3. If you could be a Disney princess who would you be and why?

“I would be Elsa from Frozen.”

4. If you were to die today, what would be your final words?

“That would obviously be ‘believe.’ ”

5. If you had a superhero name, what would it be?

“It would be flash-super-hulk.”

6. If you were trapped on a deserted island, what three things or people would you take with you?

“I want Isaiah Brandt-Sims, a track, and Mr. Carlson.”

7. What’s your theme song and why?

“‘Believe’ by Justin Bieber.”

8. If you could take Mrs. Donna Moser on a date, where would you take her and why?

“To the Ink Spot so we could get matching tattoos.”


Brady Kuntz, 11

1. Why should you be the next Mr. Panther?

“It kinda runs in the family, you know my brother was Mr. Panther, so I might as well just take the crown from him.”

2. If you could be any celebrity who would you be and why?

“I’d be Channing Tatum, cause we have the same body type you know, the same look, same stature. He gets a lot of girls, and I don’t get a lot of girls, but I would then.”

3. If you could be a Disney princess who would you be and why?

“I’d be Cinderella. She’s the only one I know.”

4. If you were to die today, what would be your final words?

“Go big or go home. And I love my mom — she’s the greatest person ever.”

5. If you had a superhero name, what would it be?

“bkdawg9, my Twitter name.”

6. If you were trapped on a deserted island, what three things or people would you take with you?

“I would take Trey, so I could eat him. I’d take a gun, just for fun, and I would take my golf clubs.”

7. If you could take Mrs. Donna Moser on a date, where would you take her and why?

“I would take her to California, to meet Simon Cowell, so she could learn how to judge, so my dad would’ve won the Dancing with the Stars.”


Jakob Stoll, 12

1. Why should you be the next Mr. Panther?

“Who says I want to be the next Mr. Panther?”

2. If you could be any celebrity who would you be and why?

“Tyra Banks.”

3. If you could be a Disney princess who would you be and why?

“Belle from Beauty and the Beast because the Beast is hairy.”

4. If you were to die today, what would be your final words?

“Don’t check underneath my bed.”

5. If you had a superhero name, what would it be?

“Don Durden.”

6. If you were trapped on a deserted island, what three things or people would you take with you?

“My mom, my dad, and my rubber snake.”

7. What’s your theme song and why?

“‘Say Something’ by Drew Jaeger.”

8. If you could take Mrs. Donna Moser on a date, where would you take her and why?

“The Moonlight Lodge to play in the batting cage and go swimming.”